Blaine is going to destroy everything you love.
#i just adore how indignant Blaine is #one of these days he’s gonna pop somebody in the mouth for the way they talk to kurt
it’s funny because after the whole Finn/Rachel wedding debacle, everyone was so sure that Kurt was against teen marriage and it turns out he was just against Finn and Rachel getting married
via i-like-it-in-the-slash (originally j-freckles)
DON’T LOOK AT THE CAMERA
LOOK ANYWHERE BUT THE CAMERA
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
via whenthesuspenderscomeoff (originally colfricans)
if you want my body and you think i’m sexy come on C12H22O11 let me know
via blainethecockwhisperer (originally thelostie)
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
via brandisbigbootybitches (originally victastic)
Reblog if you understand this.
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.
via odairinhisunderwair (originally dianna-assgron)
- everyone: you're so quiet
- me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
